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Troll

Ugly, Fat, Useless cow who gives birth to gremlins.
Dale's mum, The Troll.
by Someone who is cool. April 15, 2010
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Troll

A troll is someone, usually a monster like bum who lives in drains,under bridges,in your local park etc. likes to prey on unwary young couples usually at night.
Guy1: Dude that guy like totally,virtually lives in the park.

Guy2: Must be like a troll or something.
by Yakoe January 26, 2009
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Troll

Verb: the act of intentional ignorance or lack of knowledge, commonly intended to cause one else to think lowly of the troll and counter argue with "greater intellect", thus exposing the foolishness of the trollee one who is influenced by a troll.

Troll can also be used as a noun one who performs the act of trolling.
Troll: If you make a box with mirrors, shine a flashlight into it and quickly close the box, you can retain light for later use.

Trollee: With all due respect, that is impossible, by the time you close the box, the light would escape. If you could close the box faster than 186,000MPH, the glass would definitely shatter due air friction itself.

Troll: You know nothing about fisiks. Have you ever tryed it?

Trollee: Look here you moron, learn how to spell first then come to my lab and I'll show you exactly why your hypothesis is invalid.
by donkeykong3snes September 5, 2012
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Troll

something that hides under a bridge and takes your money and stuff
Dude look at that troll!
damn troll go back to your bridge
by Quindel November 8, 2009
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Troll

The VERY lowest form of life.

What do they do?
They will insult or deride a person or idea to spark up an argument on a message board or Youtube video whose content they dont like.

Why do they act in such a way?

Simple, theyre small, they have no self confidence because they feel inadequate to those around them. Instead of confronting those who bother them, they take out their frustration on Youtube or myspace or IM Chatrooms. What they need to do is GROW SOME DAMN TESTES!

Another idea is that they just like to start shit, the lower kind of troll, now we all have moments of inadequacy, but the type 2 troll has no reason to act like that, so they jsut plain deserve to die.

What can we so about it?

Nothing unfortunately, some people seem to think that "flaming" them is the best thing to do, but it isnt, they CRAVE attention, although if youre lucky youll flame the one who has low self esteem and he'll end it right then and there (joke, i do not condone suicide, there are other ways). they unfortunately always will be, so just live with it.
Forum Title: metal

Tom : I love metal

Bobby : i saw *insert band here* live, they were awesome!

Trolly: Metal is gay, listen to rap!
by Warlock_Master May 17, 2009
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Troll

A really annoying person on the Internet. Unless you're homestuck trash. Then it's still an annoying person on the Internet.
Man he's such a troll with his grey skin and horns.
by Unisenpai February 17, 2015
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Troll

Term that originally referred to internet forum posters who attempted to disrupt good conversation with inflammatory rhetoric. Now used primarily as an insult by real trolls aimed at those making arguments the other forum members don't like.

Although many forum admins won't allow name-calling, members often get around this rule by throwing around the troll ad hominem excessively.
RedState - The supreme court just ended freedom as we know it by passing government run healthcare.
MisterReason - The Supreme Court is not capable of "passing" bills. The PPACA is not a government run healthcare proposal. All healthcare will still be privately run.
RedState - TROLL ALERT!
DixieChic - Who let the troll in the door?
TheGipper - Someone ban this troll
by Zadig July 4, 2012
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