topuka

weed, marijuana, pot, dubies, greenday, leaves, green, sticky, herbal, ganja

dude pass the topuka

thats sum sticky topuka man

hit this to bitch

by thetut December 24, 2007

Toop

refers to taking two turds in one session on a toilet. The word was created by a student in Iowa.

My mom just took a toop.

by Arex Rinden February 21, 2010

tooping

To "poop" and "text" at the same time.

"hey man what's up"
"nothin much, just tooping"
"oh sweet me too!!"
*goes to school the next day*

"hey man, why'd you stop tooping me???"
"yeaahh.. i need a new phone.. i kinda dropped a big one and splashed all over my phone..."
"shiityyy deal man, shitty deal..."

by McOwners December 31, 2009

Toopie

A toopie is a mint or attractive ladie. May also been known as a gak

Farkkk look at the toopie over there

by Tuttle beach headphones January 9, 2017

Topulous

To be looking forward to something only to have it snatched away from you. Ebay being a prime example.

I couldn't believe it, I had the rights to the entire Beatles back catalogue for £4.10 and along comes 'Cockhummer83' and makes it £4.11 with 30 seconds to go! How Typically Topulous

I downloaded a porno entitled Britney Spears sucks, licks and fucks. However it turned out to be a corrupt file, but I reckon it was the Bang Bus i've seen 100 times before. How Topulous.

by Dazma October 25, 2004

tiopu

pronounced "teeyo-poo"

A short, innocent-looking girl that doesn't talk a lot, but once you get to know her closer, you're in for a (positive) surprise. Rihanna's album title gang "Good Girl Gone Bad" fits pretty well.

"Bruh she's such a tiopu she pinched me in the ear last time I talked to her."

"Kate punches me whenever I say something she doesn't like and she's shorter than my little cousin" "Yeah dude she's a tiopu"

by joelsmells January 30, 2015

tookus tarzan

A Male Homosexual

Mark Harris may have married Martha Raye, but he is still a Tookus Tarzan from jump street.

by Ultraback January 4, 2017