Salty toothpaste

When one ejaculates on a toothbrush and either they or another person brushes their teeth with it.

Tom wanted to get revenge on his roomate Adam. So early in the morning before work, Tom pretended to be taking a shit. While in the bathroom, he grabbed Adam's toothbrush and gave it a bit of salty toothpaste.

A little while later, Adam was brushing his teeth. "Did this toothpaste taste salty to you Tom?" Adam yelled from the bathroom.
Tom giggled quietly before answering back, "I didn't notice, maybe it's the baking soda"
"You son of a bitch Tom! You put salty toothpaste on my toothbrush" Adam yelled
Tom just laughed.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 10, 2017

clit-together

A get together that consists of all girls. Pretty much the female version of a sausage fest.

Sam: There are no guys here.
Abby: I know. Total clit-together.

by livinglegendwg December 20, 2009

Old Fashioned Toothbrush

Brushing your teeth with a penis.

Honey, will you bring me some toothpaste?
I need to use you for an old fashioned toothbrush.

by Jaretsvjj January 5, 2011

Metal Tooth

A fictional 80's hair metal band that spawned from YouTube.

Fan: Did you hear Metal Tooth's new song?

Asshole: Yeah, the one that was three decades late?

Fan: Yeah...

by doctorsister September 27, 2011

tooth fairy

Thats what you call a gay dentist.

Person A: Ow my teeth hurt.
Person B: You should go see the tooth fairy.
Person A: Oh you mean that dentist, ha ha.

by zaqwerty May 27, 2009

toothy bj

When the woman uses her teeth while performing oral sex to a man.

Watch your teeth, bitch! I don't want no toothy bj!

by comadrealpha October 27, 2015

Put Together

A woman who is dressed professionally and is also stylish can be described as “put together.” A neutral compliment devoid of any sexual overtones.

Have you seen Svetlana today? She’s always so beautiful and put together.

by Oceanvandal1 November 6, 2018