detroit tombstone

.The cock of a man covered in fecal matter after a person rides it

My man gave it to me good last night-Detroit tombstone good

by Detroit tombstone November 10, 2017

Tombstone

A fucking retard

Tombstone is such a fucking retard

by Redwantsyoutobedead November 10, 2020

Porcelain Tombstones

When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.

Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…

by GrUVee August 13, 2021

Tombstone Mirror Myers

Someone who was once really funny, but now just blends into the background

"You know the kid who still thinks communism is funny? Yeah he's a real Tombstone Mirror Myers"

by Ghostface's MySpace November 3, 2021

Tombstone

When you have sex with a female that just lays there like a dead fish.

“Was that pussy gas?”

“Fuck no that bitch a tombstone”

by Grett barbo August 27, 2022

tombstoned

elbowing someone on the top of the head with significant power, often sending them to the ground.
can be done with both elbows at once

so then some guy comes up to him and tombstoned him

by sizzleback May 17, 2014

Tombstone

Scratch whatever I said I wanted on my tombstone. I got s new one.

Hym "On my tombstone write 'I wanted to save humanity... So I did...' And then on the giant 24 karat gold plaque beneath the 12 meter tall, anatomically correct statue of me you need to write 'The greatest mind who ever lived. Better than everyone.' And make sure to remember that I'm a mustache-man now. It's super important."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024