Sue: Man that toilet is making weird sounds! Look at all the fish!
Bob: Oh, must be a tolitgilber! *screams high pitched girlish scream and runs away*
Sue: Noooooo!
Bob: Oh, must be a tolitgilber! *screams high pitched girlish scream and runs away*
Sue: Noooooo!
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(specifically referring to sexual activities involving a penis or penicular shaped device)
(specifically referring to sexual activities involving a penis or penicular shaped device)
Jessica: hey Robbie you down for some boingy toing later?
Robbie: (to his bros the next day probably) dude Jessica and i had the BEST boingy toing sesh last night it was CRAZY
Robbie: (to his bros the next day probably) dude Jessica and i had the BEST boingy toing sesh last night it was CRAZY
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Get the boingy toing mug.1.Tobin is the standard used to measure Badassness. The scale is 1 to 10 and displayed as an exponent. Unless your a Tobin then you are an 11 on the scale.
2. Older definitions refer to "someone that gets mad hoes and head" while this is true a Tobin treats a woman with respect and dignity and never uses the term ho. This only gets him more hoes and head.
3. Term used to define a feeling that can not usually be described. Seeing an old friend you have not seen in years, or hearing your favorite song in an unexpected setting.
4. A leather strap used to sharpen knives.
2. Older definitions refer to "someone that gets mad hoes and head" while this is true a Tobin treats a woman with respect and dignity and never uses the term ho. This only gets him more hoes and head.
3. Term used to define a feeling that can not usually be described. Seeing an old friend you have not seen in years, or hearing your favorite song in an unexpected setting.
4. A leather strap used to sharpen knives.
1. Damn that pilot that landed the jet in the river was a
Tobin 10x10.
2. I don't usually sleep with someone on a 1st date but your such a Tobin I can't help myself.
3. I just had my 1st baby, I feel so Tobin.
Tobin 10x10.
2. I don't usually sleep with someone on a 1st date but your such a Tobin I can't help myself.
3. I just had my 1st baby, I feel so Tobin.
by Guy not named Tobin July 13, 2012
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When the misspelling is input into a computer speech synthesis program, it can come out sounding like "to'LEET", "TOL'ee'et" (like Juliet from Romeo & Juliet), or "toe'LYE'et" depending on the speech synthesis program used.
For example, it sounds like "toe'LYE'et" on the SAM speech synthesizer for the Commodore 64 computer.
When the misspelling is input into a computer speech synthesis program, it can come out sounding like "to'LEET", "TOL'ee'et" (like Juliet from Romeo & Juliet), or "toe'LYE'et" depending on the speech synthesis program used.
For example, it sounds like "toe'LYE'et" on the SAM speech synthesizer for the Commodore 64 computer.
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Mike was tobined when Sarah broke up with him, calling off the marriage and stealing the ring. catfished bamboozled
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“No Myla you’re too far away from my hands let’s try anal toeing it’s more convenient”
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