toast

1. what comes out of a toaster, stupid!
2. yummy breakfast food

why do you need a definition for toast?

by wakalakalover45 February 28, 2005

toast

toasting used to be the name for the kind of rapping they did over dub reggae records (before rap was invented)
also called chatting
i guess it comes from toast as in 'raise a toast to someone'

i-roy, mikey dread etc

by rand hobart May 30, 2004

Toast

A game played by a bunch of guys that stand around a piece of toast, they all masterbate onto the toast and the last one to ejaculate has to eat the toast.

Hey man. Lets go play some toast. I always win.

by Collin Boyles January 13, 2006

toast

Toast is an acronym. It is meant to be applied to a morbidly obese woman. It stands for Tits On or Above STomach. Referring directly to woman who's breasts reach extends to their FUPA.

That Jenny Craig looking, T.O.A.S.T having woman betta step off.

by Michael December 31, 2003

toast

1. Delicious food that goes well with cheese spread.
2. To make toast.

1. Mmm, toast...
2. HAHA I toasted your car! Oh crap *police sirens* *runs*

by Hyper January 27, 2004

Toast

A semi-popular party game played by French-Canadian teenagers in order to cause humiliation and embarrassment. A group of boys sit in a circle and masturbate with a piece of toast by their penis, which they ejaculate onto. The object of the game is to not be the last one to blow your load, because then you are the one forced to eat the piece of toast (with your semen on it).

Jean-Marc: What did you guys do last night?
Jean-Guy: The guys and I played "toast," it was a shameful night for Jean-Luc.

Jean-Marc: Tabernak

by 59thstreet July 22, 2011

toasted

extremely intoxicated, usually drunk. Often used in small, rather snooty suburban towns to describe drunkenness and the stupidity drunkenness entails.

After one skinny margarita, I was totally toasted.

I was so drunk, all I could think of was cinnamon toasted crunch and pork fried toasted.

by Westport Weekend Woman July 04, 2011