don't bring it to the mountain

stolen from the Real World; something you say to someone when you don't want them to hold a grudge against you..you just want to deal with it here and now.

Nick: "I'm pretty pissed off at Greg right now for not coming to my birthday party...I'm just going to be secretly mad at him."
Matt: "Naw man, don't bring it to the mountain. Call him and tell him how you really feel!"

by alinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2007

Don't you have something to mop up?

A phrase from the show "Lost" said by the ruthless mercenary Martin Keamy. It is most often used on the iMDB message board for "Lost" in response to a nonsensical thread or just to voice a certain type of annoyance against the OP.

Original Poster: LOST SUCKS FOR REALZZ MAN! DEY KILL OFF AL DE BLACK PEOLE FUCKIN RACIST SHOW YO!

Responding Poster: Don't you have something to mop up?

by Benry_Lale May 23, 2009

I don't mean to be a pain

I apologize for making trouble

Sorry, I don't mean to be a pain. I guess I'm not really in the mood for a show tonight

by Esiiii July 25, 2018

i don't like the way you are talking to me.

This is the only acceptable response if somebody is verbally attacking you using only facts.

Employee: I'm never going to make any money if you keep having me drive around empty. The point of a dispatcher is to fill these trucks with freight and you are not doing your job.

Guy who would rather be waterskiing: I don't like the way you are talking to me..

by Doctor Captain January 14, 2016

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

When the people at Urban Dictionary hate you, despite your word perfectly fitting on the website.

Guy: OMG URBAN DICTIONARY EMAILED ME!
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Guy: :(

by Milky Dash November 25, 2016

Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)

An indivual who presents false information with the intention of deceiving another party and trying to look like a baller or to make himself or herself look good. In many cases done infront of an oppisite sex to try and seduce them.

To lie outrageously or brazenly

1.) "Artin lies to make friends when he is around mona his girlfriend."

2.) Navid lies to make friends to Arta to excite him.

3.) Asif says: My name is usif Arta says: Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)Asif!

4.) Converstation form: Nadim says: "My neckalace is $50 christina" Arta responds " Nadim Don't lie to make friends, you don't have $50"

by Arta November 30, 2005

Don't talk to me

What someone who is clearly defeated in an argument will say to try and end the argument before being beaten even more soundly.

Greg: And that, dipstick, is why rocket shoes will never work.

Bryant: Don't talk to me, loser.

by Herman D. Optional July 29, 2004