yoda

Guy 1: Dude, do you have any yoda on you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I was gonna go out back and fight the empire for awhile.

by cipher447 August 22, 2010

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a psycho who SMOKES WEEEEEED

by iszy November 05, 2003

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Yoda

My nutsack, bitch! Small, green & hairy with an attitude.

I love it when the girls be playin' with my yoda, rubbin' that shit!

Play with my balls you will. Hmmm. Yes. My yoda you will rub?

by Shogun56 May 04, 2005

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A large, enormus, horse-hung, retractable penis.

Yoda pimps out all of the R2's with his yoda.

by Ewok Commander June 05, 2005

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by luke marvelly December 14, 2015

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an elder who is strong in the ways of the force

dang dude that guys a yoda hes old AND he can screw you good!!!!! mmmmmm

by heinzketchup January 18, 2003

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the greatest shizdbidelyite of all time. he has wrinkeld green skin nad he teaches kids how to chop people up with a light enhanced saber.

wow look at that yoda with his blue light enhanced saber.

by bob saget June 22, 2004

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