by JJames September 17, 2005
Get the tending cattle mug.Firstly, it is tenter hooks, not tender hooks. It means waiting with anxiety. Tenter is a rack for drying cloth and a tenter hook is a nail with an upward curve on which the cloth is hung.
I was on tenter hooks until the test results arrived. Tender hooks do not exist and if they did, they would ne inefective because they are tender.
by Bernie Dworkin August 9, 2009
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The act of giving a lubricated handjob in the kitchen using only items found within said kitchen. Common items used in buttering a tenderloaf range from: the natural (butter, olive oil, Crisco, bacon grease, Pam cooking spray), the freaky (Hersey's chocolate syrup, Egg whites, truffle oil), to the downright painful (honey, hot sauce, soapy brillo pad).
It sucked that my girl was on the rag last night, but that bitch sure does know how to butter my tenderloaf... Not only do we now have nothing left to cook with, we can't even do the dishes cause the brillo pad is all used up!
by chrispy licker May 27, 2010
Get the butter my tenderloaf mug.by Phoebus Chen August 16, 2016
Get the tendency mug.The term used by Mr Burns's grandfather to describe the Japanese in the season four episode of 'The Simpsons': 'Last Exit to Springfield'
by brwhizz May 23, 2009
Get the sandal-wearing goldfish tenders mug.A person (in most cases a man) who acts rough and/or lustful in public, but when in sexual intercourse, is tender and caring. It can also be used vice versa.
by Sir Anonymous the VII May 15, 2010
Get the Tenderbender mug.They way men truly love there women to be. Sittin home in there clothes. But can dime up. Cooks, cleans, and men love to spoil. Trustworthy and she puts just the same amount effort into the relationship.! 50/50
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