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timebomb

Timebomb 1: an explosive devise that may explode with out any warning besides numbers you may or may not see.

2: A rawr Handle

3: Some one you generally don't wanna fuck wit cause they may go off on you're ass.

4: David Me!

Being called timebomb is a complement that means the muthafuka that said it is scared outta their ass of you, or they just find it cool to say.
Fuk its a Timebomb run.
Fuk Timebomb picked a rawr name.
Fuk Timebomb's exploding now
Fuk Timebomb is david
by TkTb November 22, 2006
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Mexican Timebomb

When a mexican girl reaches a certain age, usually late teens. They often get pregnant and blow up and get fat and round like a bomb.
Damn!! Did you see what happend to silvia?? she blew up like a mexican timebomb!
by westlm75 July 18, 2011
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Timebomb

Verb meaning to comment on very old facebook posts or life evets including birth, joining facebook, old birthdays, etc.
You've been timebombed!

I hope your News Years Party in 2008 was great, mine was a lot of fun! Timebomb!
by JasonAndSarah August 21, 2012
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hotpocket timebomb

When you are nothing but a fat slob who sits at the computer all day long reading UD, while eating the WHOLE box of McCain's Hotpockets (side note: either my lazy ass couldn't find them at the store, or they stopped selling them. If thats the case; bring them back!!!!) to yourself and you have spiked the bottom of one of them with immense amounts of hot sauce and you know the minute you eat that one, you will explode and die due to you health. Lets face it, you do not exercise and you eat shit all day long. Your heart has now given up. Time to die
hey, did you hear about Andy? He got hit with a hotpocket timebomb. I knew that's what would get him
by obese dese nuts January 20, 2011
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Timebomb

'know I got some bad ideas burning deep in my black heart.
Well, evil is as evil's gonna do now
Y'know I try to do my part. .. HA HA!
And I'm a time bomb tickin'... BOOM!
I been tickin' to the sounds of the rock and roll... OH NO!
I think I'm gonna explode... OH NO!
I THINK I'M GONNA EXPLODE!
by Timebomb September 2, 2004
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Timebomb

When you take a pile of edibles right before an exam and race to finish it before the weed kicks in.
Person 1: Bro, I'm gonna timebomb the Physics exam later today. It's gonna be epic
Person 2: That's our final exam, you're going fail the class you dumbass
by KingOrangeCube February 28, 2023
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russian timebomb

This is when you feed your girl laxatives then you proceed to do anal sex and the goal is to nut in her ass before she shits over your dick.
Hey babe lets do a russian timebomb.
by Yor d November 17, 2020
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