Verb: To take a pee while sporting a hard on.
Derived from the act of evenly spreading ones feet and leaning forward to ensure accuracy and power.
Also, name references to the condition commonly known as morning wood.
Derived from the act of evenly spreading ones feet and leaning forward to ensure accuracy and power.
Also, name references to the condition commonly known as morning wood.
Holy crap, this morning I woke up with such a rager, that I had to pull a Tiger Woods in order to keep from hitting the wall!
by Curousgeorge October 07, 2008
by maetel June 08, 2003
by sunnabitch February 16, 2005
The act of pulling out a tampon from a girls vagina with your teeth before having sex with her, preferably somewhere lewd like in a car park.
by duttysox February 07, 2011
When you follow through on your fart with a little diorrhea.
Named because of tiger wood's golf swing.
Named because of tiger wood's golf swing.
by Benko October 10, 2005
by Matt Gualdarrama March 13, 2005
Verb- to take 5 months off of golf after your life falls apart because your wife and everyone in the world found out you got major pussy then shoot best round of golf in your career at the hardest course, because your beast!! Tiger is fucking awesome i hope he ins the Masters.
Guy1"what happened to your face?"
Guy2"My wife beat the shit out of me after she discovered my affairs"
Guy1"then why are you so happy"
Guy2"Cuz i just shoot 4 under par at the motherfuckin Masters and got two eagles, too!"
Guy1"Wow you sure tiger woodsed the hell out of that course."
Guy2"My wife beat the shit out of me after she discovered my affairs"
Guy1"then why are you so happy"
Guy2"Cuz i just shoot 4 under par at the motherfuckin Masters and got two eagles, too!"
Guy1"Wow you sure tiger woodsed the hell out of that course."
by chicago's greatest April 09, 2010