Tiger Woods

Verb: To take a pee while sporting a hard on.

Derived from the act of evenly spreading ones feet and leaning forward to ensure accuracy and power.

Also, name references to the condition commonly known as morning wood.

Holy crap, this morning I woke up with such a rager, that I had to pull a Tiger Woods in order to keep from hitting the wall!

by Curousgeorge January 19, 2009

tiger woods

penial erection of the large carnivorous feline mammal (Panthera tigris)

that hot chick sure have my tiger woods standing

by maetel June 8, 2003

Tiger Woods

the one cool black kid at chs, who amazingly resembles tiger woods

you guys seen Tiger around the halls of CHS? damn, its must've been an optikal illusion!

by sunnabitch February 15, 2005

Tiger Woods

The act of pulling out a tampon from a girls vagina with your teeth before having sex with her, preferably somewhere lewd like in a car park.

I was so horny last night I did a Tiger Woods on my girlfriend.

by duttysox February 25, 2011

a tiger woods

When you follow through on your fart with a little diorrhea.
Named because of tiger wood's golf swing.

Mum: Jeez, you shit yourself?
Son: No, just a tiger woods.
Mum: Oh, ok then...

by Benko October 10, 2005

Tiger woods

Hes black i think and uh, i own the force

Oh yeah, he is... uh banana phone

by Matt Gualdarrama March 12, 2005

Tiger Woods

Verb- to take 5 months off of golf after your life falls apart because your wife and everyone in the world found out you got major pussy then shoot best round of golf in your career at the hardest course, because your beast!! Tiger is fucking awesome i hope he ins the Masters.

Guy1"what happened to your face?"
Guy2"My wife beat the shit out of me after she discovered my affairs"
Guy1"then why are you so happy"
Guy2"Cuz i just shoot 4 under par at the motherfuckin Masters and got two eagles, too!"
Guy1"Wow you sure tiger woodsed the hell out of that course."

by chicago's greatest April 9, 2010