tiger woods 

Da hard-ons experienced by a group of striped-feline males when in da company of a "hot" female --- especially if she's also "in heat" --- of their species.

Female tigers often outnumber males in da wild, and so said abundance of furry vaginas would reduce da instances of widespread tiger woods in a sizable group, since presumably there would seldom be multiple males vying for da favors of a single female.

tiger woods by QuacksO June 3, 2023

Tiger Woods moment 

A conversational way to tell your wife or significant other that you had a 'transgression' -- namely, you screwed someone other than your wife or significant other.

Honey, remember that business trip to Cleveland last year? Well, umm, I had a Tiger Woods moment on that trip and now the woman is asking for child support.

Tiger Woods moment by CiiSteve December 4, 2009

Tiger Woods It

Verb:

To act in a manner contrary to a positive one has built up, whether amongst friends, professionals, colleagues, the media, social networks, etc,.

For example, Tiger Woods had built himself a reputation and image of a consummate professional who no one could find fault with. However, due to recent events, his good image was ruined in as stories surfaced that were contrary to his previously established image.

Man, Susan and Tom called off their engagement because he was hooking up with the office temp and she found out.

No WAY! He really Tiger Woods It didn't he?

Tiger Woods It by xChiTowNx March 15, 2010

Tiger Woods Disease 

A man who constantly cheats on his wife or girlfriend.

Tom: Did you hear Bill is getting married in three months?

John: You mean the same Bill who had a bad case of Tiger Woods Disease?

Tom: Yeah, that Bill, but he's been mostly cured since the engagement. He's only cheated on her four times in the last year.

Tiger Woods Disease by broski16 March 17, 2010

tiger woods sad 

a sadness developed after being found out for profoundly bad behavior and being ostrasized,talked about and made fun of until you cry in public and say you will leave to work on "issues."

Damn man, yo must be tiger woods sad after that stripper turned out to be your old math teacher. You know, the dude that looks like a lady!

tiger woods sad by caramelthinker December 14, 2009

Tiger Woods Complex

The mental idea or feeling that things are going so well, that you deserve or believe can get away with anything, and that there is no way things can possibly go wrong. Ironically this usually leads to a huge downfall, that is most likely caused by a woman.

Man 1: "I can't believe what happened to him"

Man 2: "Yea he had everything he could ever want then he messed it up over a female"

Man 1: "Thats the Tiger Woods Complex for ya"

Tiger Woods Complex by VennMC July 19, 2010

Tiger Woods nigger 

1) An individual similar to Tiger Woods who has an attitude that he is somehow better than everyone else, gives off the false impression that he is a squeaky clean family man when in actuality he sleeps around with multiple women on the side and behaves like a street whore, and looks like a cross between a baboon & a chink-with a very scary yellow tint to his skin.

2) An ugly uppity motherfucking chigger (chink-nigger) who only marries or sleeps with white women so he can attempt to ameliorate his racial identity, aka: try to be white.

Hey you Tiger Woods nigger, get a real identity & stop sleeping with my white women!

Tiger Woods nigger by Todd Powell January 5, 2010