Getting some on the side

when a dude fucks a woman, or another dude, in their colostomy hole.

"when she got out of the hospital after the accident nothing was open for business below her waist, she had a colostomy"

"that must be awful."

"yah, he fucks the hole"

"nice, getting some on the side"

by Louie Cipher December 17, 2011

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Let the side down

WASP approved apology for when you're confronted with allegations of sexual misconduct with an underage person. When faced with undeniable evidence such as a photo the key is to always deny (preferably by way of a categorical denial), and say that it can't be you in the photo because you don't sweat. Easy peasy. Saying you "let the side down" is just an admission of guilt for the feelings others feel towards you, so just go on being you champ!

"Why are the FBI still calling me, I admitted I let the side down..." -Prince Andrew, totally understanding that a request for info from a foreign law enforcement agency is something one can just deny with no issue, similar to declining to partake in a birthday party.

by notprinceandrew December 13, 2020

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Sauce on the side

Sexual term describing when a man half cums IN his partner, and half ON his partner.

“I want you to give me some sauce on the side baby.”

by Flyingfoxintheyard September 17, 2020

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ooo burn down the side

When one person says something to offend another. Also you can say just burn, but burn down the side is reffering to side burns, like the facial hair. And when this is said instead of just burn it makes it more offending.

Rochelle: Well at least I don't eat 20 meals a day!

Kaytee: Well at least I don't throw up the meals I do eat!

Bria: OOO BUUUURRRNN, DOWN THE SIDE!

by Kaytee August 9, 2004

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Slut on the Side

When you cheat on your wife the mistress is the slut on the side.

Bob: Hey George, where are you going.
George: I'm going to see my slut on the side.
Bob: Huh? What's that?
George: You know when you're having an affair.
Bob: Oh I get it.
Bob: Wait you're cheating on your wife.
George: UHHH UHHHHHHHH MMM no?
Bob: Well I'm going to post this on facebook, and twitter.
George: No don't do that.
Bob: Trust me you're wife will understand.
George: What do you mean?
Bob: You're wife is my slut on the side.

by thuffman December 18, 2012

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