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Program Shock

The shock from transitioning from one program to another on a computer.

Usually applies to art programs such as Paint Tool Sai, GIMP, Photoshop, etc. etc.
Person A: Hey, is he alright?

Person B: Yeah, he's just pissed that we don't have GIMP, so he has to use MS Paint instead. Just a little program shock, that's all.

Person A: Ah, okay.

Person C: *fetal position*
by Claret the Radioactive Molerat November 23, 2011
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IB Program

Fucking hell kill me please. listen, the IB (The International Baccalaureate) it a great high school diploma program, but also it will kill your mental health and any emotion stability you have in life. From personal experience, it consists of a lot of sleepless nights and mental breakdowns. It is a great program and gets you ready for collage.. but for 2 years IA, EE and TOK will be the only thing on your mind. Other then that I 100% recommend it.
friends in normal school - "hey what are you doing today?'

casual IB Program student - "cramming my IA and EE while sitting on the floor and eating ice cream. w fizz tbh"
by happyanfi February 8, 2023
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program incest

Having intimate relations with someone within your college or university program. Often risking a break up and hardships throughout the rest of your post-secondary experience, generally frowned upon especially in smaller program sizes.
Joe: Hey, that girl in our lecture is hot AF.
Greg: No that'd be program incest, you know you never do that.
by bean george May 27, 2021
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paid programming

Euphemism for the mindless infomercials or infotainment that you see on TV in the wee hours of the morning on many cable channels. Often consists of BS about products you wouldn't even THINK of buying.
If you wake up at 6 AM and you want to watch some good film on cable TV, forget it: you'll only see that damn paid programming.
by pentozali September 6, 2007
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program people

Persons who are members of Twelve-Step groups (programs), e.g., AA, NA, CA, MA, SA, SLA, OA, CODA, and PA.
Bill hangs out only with program people since he got sober.
by Twelve-Step slang October 24, 2004
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tuple-programming

In programming languages, such as Lisp, Python, Linda, and others, a tuple (pronounced TUH-pul) is an ordered set of values. tuple programming is a new wave of agile software engineering practice where a "tuple" of programmers sit around a workstation and work together on a problem.
The AI team at Cresta is tuple-programming this afternoon.
by strin May 17, 2019
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pilot program

A new idea at a large company that either management has no faith in it being successful (hence they implement it on a small scale) or is a brilliant idea that one unit can convince management to do (although management will take the credit when it goes company-wide). Either way the folks running the pilot program will receive the least support and the utmost scrutiny from supervisors and jealous snarkyness from their coworkers. Much like real test pilots although there is less chance of death (usually).
Watercooler Guy 1: "Did you hear that Steve's department has a laptop pilot program?"

Watercooler Guy 2: "Yeah, that will never work. Steve will screw it up. I wonder if I could convince my boss to get me a laptop though."
by Steve from Corporate December 16, 2011
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