A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018
Get the The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machinemug. by MrFistyoSister January 28, 2018
Get the The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machinemug. A cocktail beyond your wildest dreams, concocted by a Mr. Diaz. No one knows the ingredients, although there are undertones of honey.
by chestrrrr March 18, 2021
Get the Scandinavian pile drivermug. A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.
by Big chief nutsack July 22, 2016
Get the San Francisco pile drivermug. by satana December 31, 2008
Get the rock pile drivermug. by KandyKane1-4-69 February 9, 2024
Get the Alabama Pile Drivermug. When engaged in the Missionary position near the end of the bed, you're hitting it so hard you knock the two of you off the bed onto the floor with such force that the air in her vaginal cavity releases in a wind shear-like fashion, rendering all surounding body hair eliminated.
Man, my girl and I were going at it crazy last night. Tapped that ass so hard we fell into a Penngrove Pile Driver on the floor and now my stuff is waxed like I'm in Brazil or something!
by Taint Jackson June 11, 2010
Get the Penngrove Pile Drivermug.