purple bulldog

Take a look in your pants. If you are a dude you have one. If you are a chick you want mine.

Get down on your knees and suck my purple bulldog and get a taste of my manchicken.

by Ubersexual April 21, 2006

breathing bulldog

When you drop your pants, bend over and pass gas in someone's face.

That breathing bulldog was so close I could taste it!

by Shaky55 July 12, 2009

bulldog progressive

An Australian ideology that encompasses both conservative and left-wing beliefs in the spirit of compromise branded as the average man’s party. The ideology takes influence from Theodore Roosevelt’s BullMoose party to better the working man in a capitalist world.

Are they right wing?
Are they left wing?
No they’re Bulldog Progressives!

Or

I say good sir, who is that dashing person over there?

They’re a BullDog Progressive!

How radical! uwu

by Bulldog_Progressives (insta) April 3, 2020

Heavenly Bulldog

Stretching your foreskin into your moth and chewing it until it resembles a bulldog.

Bro my dick still hurts from that Heavenly bulldog last night!

by Shartfucker December 18, 2019

Bulldog syndrome

When your balls are so big they stick to your legs on hot days

Ive been sitting in this chair so long i have bulldog syndrome

by MrChikan December 2, 2019

Boston Bulldog

When you fuck a woman, and then take turns with your dog.

Brad:"Yo, Selena."

Selena:"Hey! Are you ready?"

Brad:"Hold on!"

*Brad runs out to his car and brings his American Mastiff inside the house.*

Selena:"Um, what are you doing?"

Brad:"I'm gonna Boston Bulldog yo ass."

by Chester Moe Lester March 1, 2014

Bulldog douche

a certain variety of young white person who hangs out at bars often named "Bulldog" or "Bulldog's" or some similar variation. A Bulldog douche invariably presents a bland façade and a distinct lack of curiosity about anyone even slightly dissimilar to him-or-herself. The Bulldog douche is for the most part humorless, except when participating in the jocular restating of inside jokes. For Bulldog douches, people of another age, race, or socio-economic class are invisible, except when they are participating in social justice projects, which they do with much passion and self-righteousness. The Bulldog douche has a very bright future, and the glare coming off it can obscure almost anything a Bulldog douche does not, or cannot, see.

There's no way in hell I am going out with you to The Bulldog and hanging out with all those Bulldog douches!

by vedaslade March 24, 2010