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Wet Willy Turnpike

While recieving some magnificent road head, you pull out and shoot in her ear. You proceed to twist your dong in her ear. When done, you can keep driving or kick her out while driving.
Did you hear what Plangger did last night? He finally gave that Nicole whore the Wet Willy Turnpike.
by Stauchy McNasty June 10, 2007
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Australian Wet Willy

The act of a traditional Wet Willy, however, rather than wetting ones fore finger with the mouth prior to insertion in the victims ear, you insert the fore finger in and around your rectum. (An Australian Wet Willy must be performed only on days exceeding 100-degrees F, and only after one has been "walk about" for a minimum of one hour to get the the said "Wet" effect.) Also called an Auzzie Ear.
"I gave him an Australian wet willy", "He needs the old Auzzie Ear"
by wedgieking November 4, 2009
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reverse wet willy

putting your finger in your ear then sticking it in someone's mouth; the reverse of a wet willy.
i can't believe she gave her a reverse wet willy; thats sick.
by xprettyravegirlxx March 27, 2008
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wet wet willy

To finger bang a girl then proceed to give her a wet willy.
Don't make me give you a wet wet willy!
by Stale Cricket November 13, 2017
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Toasted wet willy

The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.
Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.
by FuriousGeorge3 April 28, 2022
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reversed wet willy

the act of putting your finger in your ear and placing in ones mouth
Ive never even heard of the reversed wet willy..that was disgusting! We're not friends anymore
by ithinkimst0ned October 2, 2017
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Pure wet willy

When someone is asleep, you wake that person up by licking the person directly in his/her's ear
One student gave a pure wet willy to a student in class sleeping in first period, the whole class was feeling hilarious
by D money509 April 22, 2015
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