turban wedgie

This boysterous move consists of a wedgie so rigorous that the provider is able to wrap the receiver's underslacks around their head into a well-formed turban.

That dorky kid in glasses is such a dweeb that only the turban wedgie will do.

by jwheare February 25, 2009

turd turban

The act of defecating on someone elses head leaving the fecal matter in the shape of a turban

Don't make me come over there and give you a turd turban on your forehead!

by Captain Scotty P September 1, 2009

Hair Turban

A hair turban is a swoopy hairstyle that makes your hair look like a turban.

Girl: "That guy's hair is so thick and swoopy!"
Boy: "He has a hair turban!"

by gottaloveya August 19, 2014

turban sausage

Giant deformed cock

I saw a guy that had a turban sausage.

by Jew sausage 101 September 23, 2013

turbaned albanian

the turbaned albanian emoji

turbaned albanian

by fen nenge May 13, 2014

gay turban

a turban that is gay

Granny Norma was wearing a gay turban

by lol xd haha May 23, 2017

turban swag

Turban swag is when your turban matches with the colour of your top.

OMG that dude over there has a purple turban and a sick purple shirt. He's got turban swag.

by turbanswag January 5, 2015