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spock wash

When someone dressed as Spock knocks you out, takes you to his "spaceship", or his bedroom, and unloads unhealthy amounts of semen into your mouth and other holes.
"Oh my god some creep at comic-con gave me the spock wash!"
by GravyBath February 26, 2013
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Spock ears

Large, pointy ears, whether real or used as part of a Halloween costume. Taken from Mr. Spock, the Vulcan science officer from the classic "Star Trek".
That guy must be a Trekker. He always wears Spock ears to every Halloween party!
by pentozali November 8, 2005
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spock five

noun. A high five using Star Trek "Vulcan Salute" between two awesome people.
Person 1: Wow did you see those two, they just spock fived

Person 2: Gosh they are cool i wish i could be them!
by cnbear99 October 8, 2009
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Spock job

When a girl gives a hand job by rubbing the penis or shaft between the ring finger and middle finger making the "live long and prosper" gesture with both hands overlapping each other and squeezing the penis while moving up and down the shaft. They may occasionally incorporate the scrotum using the same hand gestures with one hand while "scissoring" the fingers to apply pressure. When done correctly, the receiver my start speaking Vulcan before climax.
Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Spock job for the first time last night.

Guy 2: Awesome, how was it bro!?

Guy 1: Dif-tor heh smusma!!
by Nicstypres May 7, 2022
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double-spocking

Doing the Vulcan salute with both hands and then fingering four women at once.
"Should we invite Zach to the party tonight?"
"No, he's busy double-spocking his four moms tonight."
by SlipperySeaSnake69 June 15, 2014
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spock a five

v. To turn the image Wilfred Laurier on the Canadian five dollar bill into an image of Spock.
I was feeling down so to cheer myself up I decided to spock a five.
by ameteorite July 10, 2010
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Spocking Fives

To honor the late Leonard Nimoy by changing the appearance of Sir Wilfrid Laurier on Canadian five-dollar notes to make him look like Mr Spock.
That guy on the Canada five-dollar bill that they are spocking fives with kind of looks like Jeremy Clarkson.
by SeriHaldon March 5, 2015
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