Moan Simulator

Playing as child Hinata in Naruto ultimate ninja storm 4

Roommate:"dude stop watching child porn! "
Me:"I'm not I'm just playing moan simulator in ninja storm!"

by NekoDanMoka May 20, 2016

Simul-core

Meaningless, except for those "in the know". It means, literally, that someone on this planet or somewhere in the universe, is also listening to the same exact song you're listening to right now, beginning and ending at the same time, simultaneously, whenever you listen to music. A mockery of all the ___-core buzzwords used to hype this or that new band. In short, no one is as special as they'd like to think they are.

OMFG, I love Dick Wang and the Johnsons, they are the sickest simul-core band there is!

by scarebear May 9, 2006

Simul-Text

A common occurence that all fast-pace text messengers experience. When in conversation with another, you will send a text before the other has a chance the reply, thus throwing the conversation off track. You will get a text answering a question while you are sending a different text. Thus, simultaneous text messaging.

Bobby: Hey are you picking up the pizza? (6:40)
Bobby: Nevermind I got it. (6:43)
Christine: I thought you had it? (6:43)
Chrisine: Ahh, simul-text

by boi-1-da July 6, 2011

Mining Simulator

A game where you get fucking scammed all over and you mine blocks with a tool that you magically pull right out of your ass

I mine blocks all day in Mining Simulator because my life is no existent.

by AGStudiosYT November 18, 2018

Sexual Simulation

What you do with your partner but you keep your undies on. You both however still may "finish" the deed. If so, you will have wet undies.

Tonight, my girlfried and I are gonna have a sexual simulation so we can see how it is for when we get married.

by pablowisdom August 18, 2016

hentai simulator

Games like overwatch where most of the community is made up of porn fanatics

Becky:Did you here about that new hentai simulator?

John:No what is it?

Becky:Overwatch

John:I'll check it out

by Spydter April 20, 2018

asexual simulation

The highest peak of sexual arousal with out have an orgasm.

Only high level tantra practitioners can reach asexual simulation.

by stargate20 November 28, 2016