being on po po patrol is when someone calls shotgun in your car and they are required to be on the lookout for the police so the driver does not get pulled over.
"hey! if your gonna ride shotgun make sure you stay on that po po patrol! im hittin like 50 in a 35mph zone!"
by Sarah Henry December 29, 2007
Get the po po patrolmug. by secretspyingonyou October 14, 2015
Get the po po hoemug. A term used to describe the police of Howard County, who end up focusing much of their time on petty crimes, speed traps, and underage drinking enforcement since not much else goes on.
by merfyman May 13, 2005
Get the hoco po pomug. When two police officers have their cars parked with the drivers' sides together so they can talk to each other, with the nose of each car facing the opposite direction.
A: "Didn't the police see you speeding down the street?"
B: "No, they were too busy doing the po-po 69 to pay attention to me."
B: "No, they were too busy doing the po-po 69 to pay attention to me."
by Edie B. May 23, 2012
Get the po-po 69mug. by ???huh??? March 31, 2009
Get the po po homug. by bluntpencil March 14, 2012
Get the Po-Po Shackmug. The po-po borealis are flashing police lights pulling someone over in the distant street as seen by yourself and your wife as you're relaxing outside.
We were relaxing outside, just chatting when the beautiful lights of the po-po borealis turned up to the north.
by belial10 November 8, 2014
Get the Po-po Borealismug.