the internet of things

A network of physical objects with embedded sensors that are connected to the internet.

"Siri, turn off the lights." "Gotta love the internet of things"

by Wendelcorp May 17, 2016

The Internet is dead

The Internet is dead. You cannot prevent this. You do not enjoy the Internet the Internet enjoys you. No matter what you will not be happy. Please just turn off your Interent right now.

There is nothing you can do resistance is futile.

Person 1: *insert random meme here*
Person 2: The Internet is dead because of scum like you. GTFO.

by Secret Dragoon July 7, 2009

The Internet is Cursed.

The internet is filled with stupid bullshit that fills human minds with lies and self-destructive plans.

The internet is cursed.

The internet is cured and shall go away soon.

All deaths are final.

by TheOnlyGian June 11, 2023

THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

1. Sarcasm
2. What people with no lives think about the internets

We were shocked when that n00b didn't realise the internet is serious business :O

by Homoriffic January 1, 2007

The Internet Methadone Program

Being addicted to a website (in this case urbandictionary.com) is as strong and unhealhty as being on heroin. Therefore the Internet junkie must seek out the Methadone (in this case bluelight.nu) to rehabilitate his heroin addiction. Usually it results in the user transferring his fix from heroin (urbandictionary) to Methadone (bluelight) and then he is hooked again.

Dont use the internet.

by Diego December 11, 2003

The Internet Elephant

1. The part of the internet that never forgets.

2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.

What happened to Dave?

The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...

Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.

by xenex11 February 8, 2010

The Internet Civil War

The Internet Civil War started with Zoe Quinn when she released Depression Quest on Steam August 11 2014. A few days later shots where fired by her ex boyfriend by reviling that she was receiving positive coverage from a journalist with whom she was in a relationship. That when Quinn declared war on her ex. The group called GamerGate gave help to the ex to stop Quinn forcing her ideology that when The Left went to war with them.
The Left knew The Right might attack so they crossed the neutral Youtube which pissed off Google so Google joined the war to stop The Left from getting any closer to The Right.
By June, The Internet was divided into two parts The Feminist Powers and The Fedora Powers.
By 2015 while the Civil War was going on the elections of 2016 started. When Trump was looked like he was about to win the RNC, The Feminist Powers tried to cause a coup to overthrow the male lead United Nation with Quinn asking the U.N. to create a censorship group to stop 'cyber-bulling'
THANKFULLY THE COUP FAILED THANK GOD
To this day the dying feminist still have a small amount of power in the U.N.
If that wasn't enough The Left attacked Women Against Feminism this pissed off WAF so hard that they went to war with The Left on the spot.
This war is still going and the war seems to be cooling down and the Left looks like they are about to win but if WAF joins the Fedoras the Left will fall

9GAGER : Oh my GOD, THOSE FEMINAZIS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO CENSOR US , BRO!
4CHANER: JUST HANG ON THERE BRO, JUST KEEP YOUR FAITH ON GENERAL DUKE UNIVERSITY , WE WILL TAKE THIS NAZIS OUT OF CHANIA
8CHANER: GUYS THE SAFE SPACE AIR FORCE IS COMING
4CHANER: GET YOU'RE TRIGGER POST READY, LET'S WIN THE INTERNET CIVIL WAR

by The Letter X January 2, 2017