A Hoff is an individual who appears to be working hard, but in fact is not. This is know as 'Hoffing' or Being a Hoff
Person 1: Wow, Flynn is working really hard today!
Person 2: Nahh he's done nothing, he's an absolute Hoff
Person 2: Nahh he's done nothing, he's an absolute Hoff
by Top Hoff October 4, 2021
Get the Hoffmug. by hofflover101 July 28, 2021
Get the Hoffmug. “Did y’all try hoffing that line in Dunedin?” Lisa asked the couple
🎵Blinding lights playing in the background.🎵
“Did you hoff that with your euro 💶 in Formby Hall?” The goon inquired to Meg.
🎵Blinding lights playing in the background.🎵
“Did you hoff that with your euro 💶 in Formby Hall?” The goon inquired to Meg.
by The wicked witch of Oz August 23, 2021
Get the Hoffmug. Individual who is a mega handjob and deaf as hell, having to wear hearing aids on both your ears just to be able to bearly hear.
by big eazzzy May 22, 2008
Get the da hoffmug. 
A very attractive male, who has an over average sized penis, and totally not under average. How do you even messure the average penis size, how is that possible? Iver messured once and it was very over average, at least 2mm. I think...
by Iver Johannes Hoff March 10, 2022
Get the Iver Johannes Hoffmug. (v) Hoffing Hoffed A very specific prank involving taking advantage of the fact that someone has left their computer unlocked and changing the background to a picture of a half naked David Hasselhoff.
No seriously, we used to Hoff eachother all the time at Microsoft. This is why I Windows-L everytime I walk away from my desk as a reflex.
by Kragthor July 16, 2021
Get the Hoffmug.