Noun: Bork is the name given to the Barnslig Giraff soft toy sold at ikea, which looks like a borked Giraffe. Borks like to dance to Drum and Bass while shaking their long necks and also love to play tug boats. They are friendly creatures and great with kids.
by Morgan Martin-Skerm July 5, 2008
Get the Borkmug. by clay May 31, 2003
Get the borkedmug. The most amazing sexual experience you'll ever have in you life. Borking is a sexual experince that requires atleast ONE swede and is very common in the northern parts of europe.
by Sassmasterofsweden May 17, 2014
Get the Borkingmug. 1.this is a man that hits on women, only to have it all go down the tubes. he looks suave, but can't cut it with the ladies.
2.verb-you can use bork in place of the word fuck in any sentence
2.verb-you can use bork in place of the word fuck in any sentence
What a loser, he looks just like the bork.
Dude, I was borking this girl for like 6 months until I found out she had crabs.
Dude, I was borking this girl for like 6 months until I found out she had crabs.
by Stosselite December 9, 2007
Get the the borkmug. When something isn't working, or messes up. Can also replace the 'F' word when used to express annoyance or frustration.
Also applicable: borking, bork
Also applicable: borking, bork
"Man, my computer keeps borking up!"
"The whole project was borked, so I had to start over."
"What the bork are you doing?"
"The whole project was borked, so I had to start over."
"What the bork are you doing?"
by scumbagk December 28, 2011
Get the borkedmug. by Wes Ferguson July 31, 2005
Get the Borkingmug. by the bear jew 117 November 9, 2010
Get the Borkingmug.