barber fornication

going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe

accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!

by broski of broskis October 09, 2019

Andy Barber

He is the more HOT lawyer in the world.

A man so handsome and alluring he can turn straight men to gay and lesbians to straight just by looking at him.

Ryan: “I want you to make me yours Andy Barber !"

Max: “But you’re straight!”

Ryan: “now i'm gay.”

by Max+1 May 11, 2020

andy barber

A lawyer so handsome and so hot he can turn straight men to gays and gays women to straight just by looking at him.

Max: *I want to be yours andy barber

katy: * But are you straight?

Max: * Lol not more!!

by Max+1 May 14, 2020

Lance barber

a nickname my friend has that pisses him off

ray: did you see lance yet?
ben: no

lance barber: KYS

by baaen October 23, 2023

Meat Barber

Someone who cuts pubes for a living.

Lukas’s new job as a Meat Barber had been paying well.

by Brothelmaid April 27, 2020

barber poler

from : Barber Poling: the technique of the male achieving orgasm whist being digitally manipulated on the "up stroke"

Jenny is a great girl but she is a barber poler

by coopacoopa August 03, 2010

russian barber

A sex act that consists of pulling your partner's pubes out with your teeth

Dude we Russian Barbered last night, shit was grizzly... Good way to floss all your teeth at once though. I need therapy.

by CeeArthur July 29, 2015