When the Seattle Seahawks were on the goal line in Super Bowl 49 they were one score away from winning. There was only a little over 20 seconds yet and the Patriots would not have enough time to score. All they had to do was give the ball to beast mode and he would’ve scored. Instead they throw the ball, Malcom Butler on the patriots defense picked off the ball winning the super bowl for the patriots. They should’ve ran the ball.
Very rare skills. Not just skills to pay the bills, skills to pwn the bills. I knew this kid called Josh who had them and he once wrestled a dead alligator.
Me: (tunefully) I got the skills, I got the skills to pwn the bills.
Onlooker: What a very peculiar young man. (Calls to wife) Marion, come over here and hit this young man with your broom!
Marion: *totally pwns me*