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Sex with the ball

A person that plays excessive amounts of soccer/football to the point where the main thought in his head is about the ball.
"Goddamn he loves soccer!!! He must be going home to have 'sex with the ball' ".
Sex with the ball by Stiff Milk January 17, 2018

stick on the ball 

To get one's ass in gear; take action
I've been putting off this project for too long now, I need to get my stick on the ball and get it done.

should’ve ran the ball 

When the Seattle Seahawks were on the goal line in Super Bowl 49 they were one score away from winning. There was only a little over 20 seconds yet and the Patriots would not have enough time to score. All they had to do was give the ball to beast mode and he would’ve scored. Instead they throw the ball, Malcom Butler on the patriots defense picked off the ball winning the super bowl for the patriots. They should’ve ran the ball.
“The Seahawks almost won Super Bowl 49”
“Yeah, they should’ve ran the ball.”

skills to pwn the bills 

Very rare skills. Not just skills to pay the bills, skills to pwn the bills. I knew this kid called Josh who had them and he once wrestled a dead alligator.
Me: (tunefully) I got the skills, I got the skills to pwn the bills.
Onlooker: What a very peculiar young man. (Calls to wife) Marion, come over here and hit this young man with your broom!
Marion: *totally pwns me*

Ball Sack to the Ear 

Another saying for a bad situation like "this is bull shit"
"I just failed my test. Ball Sack to my ear"
Or "This is just a Ball sack to the ear situation"
Ball Sack to the Ear by Crack Rock September 9, 2009

stall the ball 

To tell someone to wait there. Used mainley in Northern Ireland especially the towns.
My bro - Here john , stall the ball
Me - ok
stall the ball by JohnBGG March 23, 2008