The Ukranian Dessert is when a single man is having sex with a married woman while the approving husband sleeps in the bed beside the couple. The man proceeds to place the married woman's face in his armpit, keeping his eyes fixated on the husband (his true love) until climax.
Went to my neighbor's house last night and had the best Ukranian Dessert! But I can't help but feel dirty.
by YonkersSmurf July 26, 2011
by sexy skydiver January 02, 2009
by Mike Wozowski May 18, 2009
A succulent blend of human diarrhea from someone who has Crohn's disease arranged appetizingly inside a dessert bowl. Commonly served with pistachio ice cream and a wafer.
"Mr. Johnson, on account of this being your birthday we'd like to present to you a complimentary bowl of Crohn's Dessert on the house!"
by Jerf Shmittz November 14, 2009
Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.
This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".
This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".
by dessertandcoffee November 14, 2011
A type of a speakeasy with a mixed concept of a bar and a bakery that serves both alcohol and dessert
by B294 November 21, 2016
Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow, you just Dessert Sammed me you asshole!
Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.
Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.
by Bugimus J. Bug September 17, 2006