arsed

1) That little town on the road to Heavington between Plowed and Blotto

2) Irretrievably drunk - past the point of it being fun but short of it being dangerous.

1) Check out Phil over there at the bar clinging to his stool like he's riding piggyback - methinks our boy be arsed!

2) OK, I'm arsed. If I get to the morning without hurling, I deserve a fecking medal.

by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005

Arse

A curse used in Ireland...

Person 1: "The boss wants you in his office.. He looks pretty mad"
Person 2: "ARSE!"

(Seen regularly in Father Ted.. a hilarious TV Series about Priests in Ireland)

by Cully January 2, 2007

arse

The way British people say the word "ass"

Harry Potter doesn't like Draco Malfoy, so he told him, "Fuck off, man, you're such a arse!"

by Kirsti Ferret September 30, 2007

arse

a lame and rather effeminate way of saying what everyone outside a little island in the middle of the sea calls "ass".

male british person 1: "good lord! have you seen that gorgeous gentleman's arse"

male british person 2: "he must be a really good cricket player"

by engullelotodo October 9, 2009

arse

A word for "ass" that is prefered by pirates because pirates don't say 's'.

ARRRRRR, gimme a pAAARRRRate or al kick your arse an' eat your babies!

by mee-how January 2, 2007

Arse

IRISH in origin and stolen by everyone else as everyone wants to be Irish!!

1) me arse is killing me
2)the size of your arse love!!its huge!!

by ami January 2, 2007

arse

english slang for ass

arse sounds stupid, why use it? and ass is funner to say

atleast us americans talk clearer and dont drive on wrong side of the road and dont talk like wuses

by davprad January 2, 2007