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testosterony

A woman that has more testosterone than a man. Someone that is very into every single sport you play in gym, and excells at it waayyyyy better than a girl ever should, ever.
Especially when she's way better than the most athletic guy in your grade.
Chanel O'Dell being way better at football than Spencer Duran.
ex: Look, there goes Chanel! "Testosterony"
by Annaxx3 December 12, 2008
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testosteronni

It's like this: penis pasta. Imagine a lot cum, in a bowl. It's an edible delight for the entire family. Your kids will love it too!
So it's morning, and your bitch's givin you a morning bj, and she goes, "Baby, what's for breakfast" and you go, "BITCH, TESTOSTERONNI!"

Then you cum a shit load in her mouth.

And she's satisified for breakfast.
by Jouwannaman April 2, 2008
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Testosterone Smorgishboard

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.
At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.
by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009
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testosteronista

Did you see that woman with the blue black Mohawk on that Harley?

That testosteronista got some femme back home.
by The debil November 1, 2013
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testosterzone

The place a guy goes when having a "discussion" with someone with whom he disagrees. Also the place his head goes when he gets behind the wheel of any vehicle.
Wife to a friend about her hubby's argument with a neighbor : "No, I can't get him to just drop it, he's in the testosterzone!"
Him -"Why can't any of these wusses drive like they have a pair?" Her- "Why don't I drive, honey. Wouldn't want you to be pulled over because you were in the testosterzone" Him "I could control myself better if all these ass-poles would just get out of my way!"
by cattybee June 29, 2015
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testosterone overload

Basically when you try your hardest to impress guys or girls by acting like a dick to strangers or friends.
"Bro quit being a dick just relax your having a testosterone overload!"
by Ron the boss 8 March 13, 2017
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testosterone deficiency

That point when you haven’t met a decent guy in so long that even the ugliest fuckboy starts to look attractive and you start to question you’re entire life.
1-Dude did you see katy was all over that nerd last night.

Just another case of testosterone deficiency.

2- urgh I feel so testosterone deficient these days that last night I thought Ross looked cute!
by Thatcoconuthead October 24, 2018
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