Tila Tequila

Some "Famous" So CalledBisexual myspace Whore who has millions Of "Friends" On myspace.
She HAD A Crappy show Called "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila".She sings Some Shitty Songs That i bet no one listens To,And She Has A SHIT LOAD of nude pics online.

Tila Tequila:LIKE OMG! I GOT A AWESOME PLAIN TO BECOME MORE FAMOUS IM GOING TO PRETEND TO BE BISEXUAL AND SLEEP WITH AN MTV Producer FOR I CAN HAVE MY OWN SHOW!!
YAY!!

by 3mos-r-cool October 18, 2008

Tila Tequila

A disappointment to bisexuals everywhere when on her hit show, Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, she chose Bobbi over Dani.

Tila Tequila missed out on some good, firewoman vagina.

by Katlin January 12, 2008

tequilarated

Getting absolutely inebriated (smashed, sloshed, drunk) from tequila.

"I got tequilarated and then broke a chair and threw it"

by Joel51483 December 9, 2008

Tequila dump

When a break-up occurs under the influence of Tequila, only to be retracted the next morning.

Adam: My girlfriend tequila dumped me again last night!

by Facsimile August 31, 2009

tequiladaemmerung

A drink in the style of a mid-70's counterculture Vietnam film and the Tequila Sunrise.

Take one tequila bottle CON GUSANO! And chug it.

Follow with one bottle of extra strength aspirin.

Lie in your tub filled with tepid water and await the twilight of the gods.

Just try it yourself asshole .. tequiladaemmerung

by edmund-in-sf April 9, 2010

Tequila After-party

The burning, non solid shit that you get after a long night of drinking tequila and biting limes.

Dude you bought a Handle of Jose Cuervo? I better go buy some more toilet paper for the Tequila after-party taking place in your bathroom tommorow afternoon.

by AGalazka52 September 7, 2009

Sloppy Tequila

When one ejaculates into a shot glass after already intoxicated. Your drunk friend proceeds to drink it and throws up immediately upon consumption.

Bill was being such a dick so we gave him a sloppy tequila and he puked on this one bitch

by jklc56 January 20, 2011