Tenacious D

The radest fucking band to ever exist

"man I love tenacious D"
"What's tenacious D?"
"The radest fucking band to ever exist"

by _cum_sucker_ May 3, 2022

Tedious tonguing

When you flicker your tongue in a menial way over a static area of the vagina, and induldge in the almost eternally fantastic time you're having whilst your chick is lying down proned with at least one raised eyebrow:

as she thinks "ok, I thought he'd be more adventurous than this - maybe the dog snuck in here - ohh god no, wrong, wrong JEV? "Yes hunny?". "Oh, it is you, listen would you consider keeping my vagina awake for me because this tedious tonguing you're applying to my female crotch is going to send me into one of my long slumbers at any minute". "Ok hunny I'll do as you told me, dip, swirl, pull, flick, dip, swirl...". "JEV... I think you may be hopeless...".

by Robert Head December 24, 2008

tanatious

super sexy, very hot

james hale looks so tanatious right now.

by jeramy roger May 13, 2005

tenacious

The gripping or holding firmly of an item.

Why tenacious when you can be magically delicous.

by --a0a-- February 25, 2003

Tedious

1) The act of reading philosophical works such as those assigned to be read in classical mythology classes.
2) the act of translating the baffling philosopher speak into actual words that can be comprehended by normal people
3) the act of writing 1500 word essays based on such works with little or no understanding of the texts to speak of

"Who the hell reads "De Vita Mosis"? that shit is TEDIOUS"
"-omg i have an exam at 7pm tomorrow on a bunch of texts i haven't read.
-i know eh, i haven't read them either
-so tedious
-agreed"

by MikeDalhousie April 26, 2008

Not liking Tenacious D

The act of disliking this amazing band automatically makes you a dick pleasing cock gobbler. Because only a dick pleasing cock gobbler would not like this god given band.

"Since Nick Hernanderelli enjoys Not liking Tenacious D he therefore likes penis."

by Tenaciousfan October 6, 2009

Tenacious D

Unadulterated garbage. A pair of fat retards who can't sing but think they are funny tell stories about all the women they have had intercourse with (which we all know to be a very low number, likely with someone exceedingly homely, roofied, or male). Jack Black is in it and some other guy whose name is a fart joke; neither of which I would spit on if they were on fire from fighting the demons they claim to have battled. They are the human equivalent of an eighth grade boy's notebook, if that eighth grader had an IQ of 50 and had been molested repeatedly by his creepy uncle.

"Hey, you wanna go to the Tenacious D concert?"
"No thanks, I am not an 11 year old bedwetter who eats paint chips. Also, my eardrums still work."

by F#ck June 23, 2019