Taylor Swifting

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The act of scooting your ass on the floor like a dog. This can sometimes be concurrently preformed while quoting the phrase "Oh Long Johnson, OH LONG JOHNSON!".
Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing?

Guy 2: He's Faith Hilling, thats so 2000 late.

Guy 1: Right!? Its all about Taylor Swifting now. What a loser.

Guy 2: Hey, you want to go smoke some pot?

Guy 1: Way ahead of you buddy!
by MiamiMan April 02, 2012
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Taylor Swifted

The act of having a small, disgruntled black man make a fool of you; usually in front of a large audience.
Shit, my Algebra teacher just totally Taylor Swifted me in front of the class.
by P.ConsuelaBananahammock September 15, 2009
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Taylor Swifting

The act of sitting down and rubbing your bare ass across the floor.
Steve: Hey, Jim, did you know that planking is now replaced by Taylor Swifting?

Jim: Yeah! I heard that a bunch of drunk kids were scooting their bare asses all over the place!
by mr.timmah June 12, 2012
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Taylor Swift

Okay singer. She does write all her own songs, but they are mostly about the same thing. She has a nice voice. All her songs are catergorized as country but are really pop. I don't know why are these people are saying she's a good role model because all she does is sing about guys. She is nice and funny. A lot of idiotic girls now hate her because she dates Taylor Lautner. I don't think she's deserved as many awards as she's gotten, but she is a good person.
Have you heard the song Love Story by Taylor Swift?
Yeah, it's pretty good. But definately not country.
by janebtrox February 03, 2010
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Taylor Swift

An okay singer, most famous for her songs, "Tim McGraw", "Our Song", and "Teardrops On My Guitar". She writes mostly about how much she hates her exboyfriends, how in love she is with guys who don't like her back, and just boys and love in general. Writes all her own songs, which is why most people like her. Most people call her music "country", but it's not. It's more pop with a really small country touch, better defined as "country-pop". But it's actually more pop than country. Her voice is okay on professional recordings, but she really sucks live, which is the hard truth. Dated Joe Jonas for like 2 minutes, but was then he cheated on her with Camilla Belle and dumped her (Taylor Swift) in a 27-second phone call. Pretty man-whorish of him, but it didn't do her good-girl reputation much good to have such a publicized break up.
Lissa-Hey, did you get the new Taylor Swift CD?
Sarita-Yeah, it's okay.
Lissa-OKAY? It's fuckin AMAZING!
Sarita-Mmm...she's really just okay. I mean she writes all her own songs, which is cool, but her voice kinda sucks.
Lissa-No it doesn't! I wish I could sing like her.
Sarita-Whatever. She's only famous because she's pretty. And a good lyricist. But that's pretty much it.
by A:) April 18, 2009
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taylor swift

The music industry has 10 albums. These albums are called, Taylor Swift, Fearless (Taylor's Version), Speak Now, Red (Taylor's Version), 1989, Reputation, Lover, Folklore, and evermore then finally her new release, Midnights.
A: Do you listen to Taylor Swift?
B: Yes I do listen to the music industry.
by taylorswiftloveremo October 12, 2022
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Taylor Swift

-An overrated, mediocre, blonde singer/songwriter who sings pop, not country.

-Fans tend to be stupid, white 12 year old girls who don't know what decent music is.

-People felt bad for her after Kanye West interrupted her at the 2009 VMAs. She should be thanking him.

-She doesn't deserve half of the awards she's received (including the one in the VMAs).

-At least she's somewhat of a decent role model.
I'm glad they stopped overplaying those annoying Taylor Swift songs.
by northjerseybitch. March 25, 2010
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