Tax

To purposely hinder someone or something in a demeaning, hurtful, or degrading manner.

I was just about to get in that chicks pants when that fucking metrosexual faggit stepped in and taxed my gig.

by Captain Cock February 11, 2004

tax

To Steal Something That Does Not Belong

Yo Guy I Taxed That Shit

by My-ike August 15, 2005

tax

another word for porking

hey man, i am going to tax you girl

by wade October 27, 2004

Taxed

verb, or noun.
To get high when smoking spice. The legal and effective pot substitute that does will not show up on a U/A. Its a plant like substance that you can buy legally at smoke shops, where you pay tax at the time of purchase.

"got taxed last night, laughed until i passed out."

by boldzero December 8, 2010

for tax

posting or sending a picture on social media then asking “for tax” to get a picture in return

I’ve posted a cute picture of my dog for tax.
Take a look at my cute family for tax!
Here’s a picture of my wee wee for tax 😎

by ramasn July 24, 2019

taxed

To have something stolen from you. Especially if you just had it out and wanted to use it.

Lucy- Can I buy some weed?
Dan- sure, I get plenty. see?
Lucy- wow, may I see that
Dan- Sure pick the one you like
Lucy- Idiot, youve just been taxed!
Dan- Damnit!

by Kailua boy January 31, 2004

tax

A portion of money stolen from one's income under the guise of helping everyone.
Something every democrat and liberal and progressive is deeply in love with.
A sexual favor given as an exchange for having to put up with some stupid woman thing.

a. "We really need to study the flight patterns of the blue bellied sap sucker because it might cure cancer, let's have a special tax" said the democrate legislator.
b. "Anyone that doesn't support my special blue bellied sap sucker tax is an angry right wing bigot that hates little kids and minorities" said the democrat operative to the reporter.
c. "My wife made me go to the mall all day" said George "but, don't worry, she's going to pay a tax tonight after the kids go to bed."

by Think October 13, 2004