Dwayne: "I was sitting in Starbucks quietly reading the paper when I got hit with your cellphone taser. My whole body jumped."
by Ibiwisi January 31, 2009
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When you are having sex and your partner is being less than energetic in bed, so you taser their ass and let them start doing most of the work.
"Hey Nicole how was sex last night?"
" It started out pretty shitty, he was acting like he was half dead so I went taser crazy on his ass and had some of the best sex ever. Too bad for him, he doesn't remember half of it."
" It started out pretty shitty, he was acting like he was half dead so I went taser crazy on his ass and had some of the best sex ever. Too bad for him, he doesn't remember half of it."
by Moneyshotman February 10, 2010
Get the Taser Crazy mug.An "ear taser" is a noise or sound you hear that goes in your ear and makes your whole body shudder ie nails on a chalkboard
"Justin Bieber's singing... oh my god... ear taser!"
"She said 'I wuv you' and ear tasered me. I HATE baby talk."
"She said 'I wuv you' and ear tasered me. I HATE baby talk."
by Stacerella August 21, 2014
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Official usage began in early 2007 on YouTube
A dating technique aimed at helping women to be less guarded and more amenable to the advances of men. The principle feature of this technique is the use of a taser at the first sign of resistance. The woman in question will become very easy to persuade to go home with the lucky user.
Official usage began in early 2007 on YouTube
A dating technique aimed at helping women to be less guarded and more amenable to the advances of men. The principle feature of this technique is the use of a taser at the first sign of resistance. The woman in question will become very easy to persuade to go home with the lucky user.
Martin wasn't very good with women until he started to use taserlove.
Man: Hi there gorgeous!
Woman: Hey, I'm not really interested, I'm here with my.....
Man: ....ZZZZZAAAPPPP....
Woman: Oh, God help me.. (crumples into his arms)
Man: I'd love to. let me help you to my car.
Man: Hi there gorgeous!
Woman: Hey, I'm not really interested, I'm here with my.....
Man: ....ZZZZZAAAPPPP....
Woman: Oh, God help me.. (crumples into his arms)
Man: I'd love to. let me help you to my car.
by SamsonsFolly July 18, 2009
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A smart person with a rare name because they are a rare kind of person they are smart funny and has a lot friend's don't get them too mad because they have a limit and they joke all the time
by That booty was this bigg April 10, 2019
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