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ass-tanking 

ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.
ass-tanking is a nice, free hobby.
ass-tanking by dr. Raymond December 2, 2017

Buddy Tanking

Refilling bodily fluids directly from the body of another. Often semen or urine.
I was feeling empty until a homie came over and we did some buddy tanking. Now I'm swingin' full balls again.
Buddy Tanking by JC_2002 May 16, 2022

Tilley Tanking

When you're so low on diesel that even a tenner won't move the needle on the guage.
I'm not sure I'm going to make it to the meeting without fillling up, I'm Tilley Tanking
Tilley Tanking by Theyellowdartsmith November 21, 2023

Ham tanking 

Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.
1: I was trying to read the paper when

suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.

2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
Ham tanking by Freckle Newt February 14, 2024

Hope Solo Tanking

Purposely losing in order to give Lightner a better draft pick.
I’m not tanking, I’m Hope Solo Tanking so technically I didn’t break the no tanking rule.

Taking a Trump 

1. Purposely leaving a massive shit in a public toilet.

2. Creating a mess that someone else will have to clean-up and cause them to wonder how it's existance was possible.
Where's Jerry? Probably taking a trump.