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Why Dont You Take Your Balls Out Of Your Purse

What you tell a guy who is acting like a woman.
Hey Bill, I dare you to drink that whole gallon of beer.
-No, I can't, I might get sick.
-Oh Why dont you take your balls out of your purse and just drink.
by dalejr237 February 24, 2009
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you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen

player: im going to kill all of the brotherhood of steel and ncr at the same time
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN
player: imma chug out of this sink so i dont waste a stimpack
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN

player: thank you game very non deathclaw of you
you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen
by mexicanfoxnigga March 10, 2021
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You better take you a nap

The price of your merchendise is to high
Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars

JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.
by sawalawg February 5, 2010
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take you upstairs

Usually implies oral sex, also can imply bringing up a girl/guy from a party for the post party bang I.E "fuck"
I'm gonna deck the halls with these balls
hey, I wanna take you upstairs baby;)
by anonymous May 31, 2015
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I’m gonna take you to prom

An ineffective limp wristed confusing threat. A phrase that is intended to replace “I’m gonna kick your ass” but would most likely leave the threatened party believing that the person uttering this phrase is romantically interested in them.
I’ve had enough of your shit, I’m gonna take you to prom.
by Krashski October 15, 2018
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Taking You Yard

To beat someone or prove one’s superiority in a certain event or activity.
You are an awful Player, I’m taking you yard”
by Phat_Ballllllz November 18, 2017
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