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I was at my buddies house, after I washed my hands I used the nicely rolled up hand towel next to the sink to dry my hands, to my surprise there was a king tut wrapped in there! I had to wash my hands all over again.....sickos i tell ya!
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by lividbiscuit August 10, 2020
Get the king tut king shad mug.A sexual position in which the man is seated on a (closed) toilet and the woman mounts him. Usually done in secret at public functions, such as weddings or parties.
by Jack Bilstein May 8, 2011
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1.A piece of jewelry so ostentatiously expensive that it is fit for royalty.
2.A weapon (or any other object) that is incredibly important and hidden from sight (in reference to King Tut's hidden tomb).
1.A piece of jewelry so ostentatiously expensive that it is fit for royalty.
2.A weapon (or any other object) that is incredibly important and hidden from sight (in reference to King Tut's hidden tomb).
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Ghostface Killah: Oh shit! Bookhead, just bought a 5, G had a King Tut Piece
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Get the king tut mug.A sexual act in which one forciably inserts jagged grains of sand into the urtethra of their partner, preferably with the aid of a straw or ballpoint pain.
by Matt "Reach Around" Zablocki July 28, 2008
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