iranian tomahawk

When you put a dildo in a shit filled water ballon and drop it from a drone.

My neighbors were being too noisy, so I dropped an Iranian Tomahawk on their porch.

by SidewaysHammer January 17, 2017

Tomahawk

tom·a·hawk
/ˈtäməˌhôk/
verb
The act of violently, yet skillfully and lovingly, penetrating your girl's box/butt/mouth or other orifice with your cock, much in the same manner of a Native American warrior from the Sioux Nation disemboweling an enemy on the Plains of the Midwest.

"I was so horned up from hot-railing crystal meth that I tomahawked my girlfriend's ass til she bled and I came."

by John Koktosten November 13, 2019

lake tomahawk

Small town just outside of Minocqua and Woodruff, mostly known for their Snowshoe baseball games and fishing areas.

Let's go to the Snowshoe game at Lake Tomahawk tonight!

by BackWoodsTrucker January 7, 2017

tomahawk

(verb) to target a specific person or thing, such as to vote someone out of a game, egging a house, or mass reporting an account on social media.

Let's tomahawk Adrian and vote him out of Mafia!

Remember those gay furry hackers who tomahawked the lab in Idaho to demand irl catgirls?

by asdfghjhuygtfdrxsetzxrdcthfgvj May 4, 2025

Cockblock Tomahawk

An object thrown with the intent of cockblocking a couple.

PJ: Did you hear about Jake and Meredith? She was giving him head in a movie theater and someone threw a cockblock tomahawk at them!
Amelia: Wow, that's embarrassing!

by Frank Longbottom September 7, 2013

suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general

Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017

italian tomahawk

1. Slang for a handgun (pistol or revolver). As in Italian gangsters are known to occasionally pistol whip an adversary.

2. A Beretta brand pistol. Italian made. See definition 1.

3. A rib steak with the rib attached on presentation, in an Italian restaurant.

1. I’m packing my Italian Tomahawk, just in case I need some heat.

3. I ordered the Italian Tomahawk, with a glass of Chianti.

by Xanaxmind February 3, 2018