eye am sofa king re tod did

1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.

2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".

3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.

4. A great way to piss people off.

After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.

by Amberologyism! September 16, 2008

Todding The Rails

To live the rest of one's life in a card board box and become the literal definition of a hobo eating old fish tacos for lunch. Done so in a narcissistic manner where "one does what one wants"

Allison failed her classes and had to spend most of her adult life Todding the Rails.

by crispacuity March 29, 2015

TOD

When someone wants a titty picture but wants to be classy.

TOD titty on demand

He sent me a text saying TOD, so I sent him a titty picture.

by taterjo July 11, 2016

TOD

Totally on Drugs

You are TOD on drugs mate.

by big breasted woman November 24, 2016

Tod

Truth or dare

Hey Brynn, tod?

by abbyfisher24 January 1, 2019

tod muddafuckn dooley

Tod muddafuckn Dooley means a good time , hammermodeing good fuckin time...

Im tod muddafuckn Dooley and I don’t give a fuck. Hammer mode

by Tyler500payne May 13, 2019

Bartender Tod

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.

Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019