eye am sofa king re tod did

1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.

2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".

3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.

4. A great way to piss people off.

After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.

by Amberologyism! September 16, 2008

Tod

Tits On Display. A girl showing her assets as her center piece usually using a revealing top and a push-up bra.

I’m going to talk to that TOD at the bar.

by Trentism November 9, 2021

Todded

When CDK deletes your pictures when you are writing an RO. Often followed by a curse word and a mini-rant on how terrible the CDK software. Very likely to happen to one certain advisor in the dealership.

Damnit, I just got Todded, service drive can you bring back that Accord?

by Walallala September 2, 2021

Tod

means death in German, so u must have ligma

Person 1- hey, when will u tod?
Person 2- (thinks what is tod then says) today
Person 1- HOW DO U KNOW THAT
person 2- oh shi- tod means death

by Englisch September 13, 2023

Todding

When a person thats short has long hair always wears a hat and is a femboy that is a Todd

OH SHIT... I JUST STARTED TODDING

by being_classified_is_cool!!!!ur June 3, 2025

Tod the hole

Tod the hole is a drug dealer who smokes weed with Hitler and jesus

Wow tod the hole is sexy

by Tod the kong September 19, 2020

Cherky TOD

Cherky Truth or Dare; questions include things like sending dick pics, videos, stickers, etc to your homies or others if you're feeling extra cherky.

Friend 1: cherky tod
Friend 2: d
Friend 1: send a pic of ur face and cock and save it in chat
Friend 2: ok *sends*
Random: *looking at Friend 1's phone* thats gay
Friend 1 & 2: nuh uh its Cherky!!!

by gibbon_man_400 May 30, 2024