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Conspiracy Theorist

1. A Conspiracy Theorist is an individual who strongly believes there is greater purpose behind everything and those around them who don't follow their narrative are "sheep", "brainwashed" or "gullible". Conspiracy Theorists generally use anecdotal evidence such as an event that happened in the past could be part of the upcoming event thay they believe is upon us. Even if the theory has been debunked, they will still continue following the false narrative because they generally want to believe what they want to be true and hear what they want to hear.

2. Or the new 2020 definition of "conspiracy theorist" can be used as a strawman or ad hominen against someone having a different opinion on how the covid pandemic should be handled, when in reality it is possible to he against the lockdown restrictions, but not be and anti masker, anti vaxxer or believing in tin foil hat theories.
Example 1:

Person 1: Bill Gates predicted a pandemic five years ago, so I believe that this is all a pandemic and he is going to fund for a vaccine which will have a microchip and everyone will be under his control for the New World Order (NWO)

Person 2: You sound like a crazy Conspirscy Theorist, you go keep that tin foil hat on of yours while I listen to science.

Person 1:Shut up you brainwashed sheep, you do know sage scientists are funded by the government and have to lie for them so they don't go against their wishes.

Example 2:

Person 1: I don't think lockdown is an effective strategy to use for the battle against Coronavirus (Covid 19).

Person 2: You stupid tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist!!
by UltimateDoge December 20, 2020
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potato theorist

A small group of people who beleive that many famous literary works from history are entirely based on the authors feelings towards potatos
#potamlet is the way potato theorist say the name "hamlet"
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Theorisbat

The existentialist fear that communication is nothing but coincidence. The disconnect between a speaker and the listener caused by the human condition of individuality.
As a child I was overwhelmed by Theorisbat: I suddenly became paranoid that no-one actually understood anything I said and likewise, I didn't actually understand anything they said but had invented their language in my head, and they were humoring me by letting me participate like a normal person in society.
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theorias

An object or person that disturbs or misguides you and putts you off
I don’t like that table it’s very theorias
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theorie

damn i want a theorie
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Theorism

An action of creating a theory.
It came from the word "theory" and other related words like "theorize" and "theorist."
In Charles Darwin's theorism, he theorized that humans came from apes.
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Conspiracy Theorist

Journalist- and Government-Speak for ”moron theorist”.
During the interview the reporter chuckled after he called his guest a conspiracy theorist.
by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018
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