Dirty Bard

A guy that learns hentai music on a lute to play for his entire DND group.

You know that nerd Toby, he's such a dirty bard.

by tobiasgrahl September 22, 2021

Bard Time

Spending an inordinate amount of time composing a clever and well-timed email reply.

Dog, that Samantha sure got in my head. Had to do some bard time to escape solitary.

by Ubuge June 28, 2011

Bard Shaker

The Bard shaker, Give me the Bard shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Bard ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. It look good bro?

Show us the Bard Shaker

by CrispyFork January 16, 2023

Doing a Bard

Locking yourself in your room, and panicking about a piece of work due in.

"Have you seen Matt?"

"Yeah, he's in his room, doing a bard!"

by Copperfield February 17, 2009

Basual Bard Baucus

The gathering of the greatest poker players in the world to battle it out in a rich kid's basement for $20. Formerly known as the Kasual Kard Kaucus.

Let's get a game going in the Basual Bard Baucus

by Basual Bard Baucus November 27, 2018

Poo bard

When you kid breaks into the toilet when you are busy to serenade you with a ukulele.

Oh no, the poo bard is here, please give me some privacy.

by Marv from ki February 23, 2023

Bard-Effective Disorder

A meta-analytic mental disorder of RPG characters, characterized by attempts of the player's character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn't.

Player: Can my character roll to fuck cute guard, defending the King?
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!

by drwilyhwest June 29, 2018