The Ginger Unicorn

'The Ginger Unicorn' a ginger haired woman who possesses the beauty more significant then any other ginger a man has layer eyes on before. Her presence in a room cannot be matched, forever to steal the hearts of men as long as she wonders this earth. Like a unicorn, she cannot be tamed or owned. She is a wild mysterious creature of the world. She is known to lay with only a few lucky men in her lifetime, and those are leave her reborn, lost in lust by her roaring red hair and piercing blue eyes. These men will never see themselves the same again.

"I layed with the Ginger Unicorn last night, I feel both blessed and cursed by her gaize"

The Ginger Unicorn by stalnewb June 15, 2015

The Last Unicorn 

The woman lies on her back on the bed with her head hanging over the edge, performing felatio on her partner who is standing above her. At the moment of climax, he ejaculates into her hair, creating a silver mane and then places his still erect penis on her forehead. For added effect, Tom Cruise and Mia Sara cardboard cut-outs can be set up nearby. (a variation: instead of placing the erection on her forehead, slide slightly farther forward and fart in her mouth. This is called the pepe le pew)

"An orgasm this legendary deserved The Last Unicorn... he placed his throbbing penis proudly upon her noble forehead, capturing the mythic beauty reflected in her 'My Little Pony' posters."

The Last Unicorn by zen and the art of unicorning May 16, 2008

The Sad Unicorn 

A used condom is put on someones forehead so they look like a sad unicorn.

It was awesome, I totally gave her the sad unicorn last night. She didnt know how to react.

The Sad Unicorn by zebragirl420 February 17, 2010

The Majestic Unicorn 

When you're having sex and as she's about to cum you stick your nose in her pussy and the cum shoots into your nose.

Babe let's do The Majestic Unicorn tonight

The Majestic Unicorn by LumperJumper October 30, 2018

The Blood Unicorn 

When someone fucks a girl on their period, then shakes the blood off their dick onto the woman's face

Hey dude, last night I rode The Blood Unicorn, and man, is it messy.

The Blood Unicorn by Swiftercat September 20, 2020

The Funky Unicorn 

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.

“Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”

The Funky Unicorn by sexybabyman November 5, 2023

The last unicorn 

The last hot, bi, poly, sexual switch in existence who will alternatively either DM or play healer in D&D

“Wow, she really is the Last Unicorn. She’s sexy, she’s bisexual, she can command me or behave like a good girl and she’s playing the healer in our campaign and DMs another game on the weekends”

The last unicorn by Overgirl December 12, 2023