Swinging the tree

When you're cumming and you swing your penis side to side slapping your thighs spraying cum everywhere.

As I was jacking off my boyfriend and he pulls his penis out of my hand and he started swinging the tree all over me.

by Diamond Dann October 8, 2022

bang the tree

to partake in marijuana usage

yo jaysler, ill catch you later im finna go bang the tree

by swagboii_63 April 19, 2024

The Oldest Book in The Tree

By Throbert Buster

Meaning the oldest trick in the book, but amidst a dreary morning, a lazy rising sun, a distinguished gentlemen by the name of Throbert Buster, twixt with his confusion, exclaims, "The Oldest Book in The Tree!"

Thats literally The Oldest Book in The Tree bro.

by Ignacio DriverbeerLluchalatore February 19, 2025

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda

you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

by guala dictator January 13, 2022

fell far from the tree

It means that you're not like ur parents!

I fell far from the tree, I'm not like you.

by Pipe_Brazil November 21, 2016

Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.

"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"

by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021

chop down the tree

Jerk off

Hey I’m going to go chop down the tree

by anonymous July 6, 2023