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Rasmus

A person who stinks like shit 24/7, is a commie, and likes little children
Person 1: Bro you're just like Rasmus
Person 2: Shut the fuck up nigger
by GorttiWorttiBorttiPortti June 9, 2024
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rasmus munch andersen

He's the coolest guy out there girls. watch out he's a real pussy-magnet and will get all the girld he wants. Other then that he's half asian and half european. he's a great guy and you would love to be his friend or Girlfriends.
Rasmus Munch Andersen Loves Sex on the beach... and in the backseat
by Rasmus Munch Andersen July 22, 2017
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rasmus lausten jørgensen

Some who attracts all the pussy in the world. He has a dick so massive that people thinks that it's a third leg. He fucked Kents mom one day. Also a fucking god at Fortnite
Wow that guy has 3 legs!
No it's just Rasmus Lausten Jørgensen
Oh yea that's right.
by MandingoBlaster69 June 11, 2018
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Doing a Rasmus

Rasmus is know for having sex with minors and allting their v card
Doing a Rasmus is a tribute to the slayer of all v Cards rasmus from Kolmården

I still cant sit since rasmus crushed my virgin pussy last month
by Snussubstitut February 23, 2024
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The rasmus disease

An interracial example of a human being, both rat and human at the same time. If you have the disease of rasmus, you tend to fake your addiction of the swedish product snus. The rasmus disease is an even worse example of sveinsexualism
Simon: *comes to hospital with rasmus disease*
Hospital: *evacuates*

"Motherfucker look at your nose home boy! you must have the rasmus disease!"
by Thomdinho April 2, 2018
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Rasmus

Rasmus is a guy that got alot of money, mostly always gets what he wants, Usually doesn't have much intrest in girls and will probably have a better life than you.
Oh look at that guy wearing a 500$ jacket, walking around with an iphone XSS and wearing an applewatch.

It must be a Rasmus
by Rasse October 4, 2018
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Rasmus

Rasmus is the name of a heroic king, who was born to achieve great things. A Rasmus is often seen around beautiful women, who all want a part of him. A Rasmus is usually the brightest and best-looking person in a friend-group and is often mistaken for a Viktor, another legendary person. Teachers love him, students look up to him, and girls want to marry him. A Rasmus is often spotted at the gym, the lecture-halls, cool bars and sunny beaches. If you ever get to know a Rasmus, do not let him go again!
Girl 1: Wow, that guy is the most handsome person I've ever seen!!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a total Rasmus.
by Parmesan Sigøjner October 21, 2020
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