When a cop pulls you over and runs field testing for intoxication. ie. Walk a straight line, stand on one foot while touching your nose and sticking your tongue out, and everyones fav. say the alphabet backwards. The Olympic events vary by location. GOld medals given to super drunk drivers who proclaim to the Officer, "I'm not drunk, I am just really tired from staying up drinking all night."
officer: "...Excuse me but can i have you get out of your vehicle and run the intoxicated relay for me."
drunk driver: "Sure, i can do that."
...And heres the lighting of the Sidewalk Olympics torch.
drunk driver: "Sure, i can do that."
...And heres the lighting of the Sidewalk Olympics torch.
by CHUCK45 October 13, 2005
RMS Olympic was once an ocean liner for the White Star Line. Olympic was the first of three "sister ships" to be built. Her sisters were the ill fated RMS Titanic, and RMS Britannic. Olympic was built at Harland and Wolff shipyard in Belfast, Ireland. She was registered in Liverpool, England, and sailed from Southampton, England. Olympic was a British ship. She served in World War 1 as a transport ship for the Allied Powers. Olympic even sank a submarine. She was the only merchant ship to do that. During the war she got the nickname "Old Reliable" because she was a very safe ship. Olympic was also way luckier than her sister ships, as she was the only ship of her class that did not sink. Olympic was scrapped in 1935 when the Cunard Line bought out the White Star Line.
RMS Olympic's Stats
Length: 882ft long
Width: 92.5ft wide
Top Speed: 23 knots
Propulsion: Triple Screw, 2 recprocating engines.
RMS Olympic's Stats
Length: 882ft long
Width: 92.5ft wide
Top Speed: 23 knots
Propulsion: Triple Screw, 2 recprocating engines.
by Olympic May 08, 2007
A smoking "game" where the last person in a group to hit the end of a blunt/joint (called a roach) wins. Because of the small size, passing and hitting roaches requires some degree of dexterity. Many people opt to not hit roaches - winning the roach olympics is a feat of endurance.
by pxlated February 25, 2010
I came home and she said we need to talk and the conversation went on so long I felt like I was in the Talk Olympics.
by DoubleDDave July 14, 2009
like the freshman 15, it's the 15 pounds you gain when you sit on the couch and watch the Olympic games for 2 weeks straight.
i sit around and gain my Olympic 15 while i watch people overexert themselves in athletic events.
it's been 4 years, better watch out for that olympic 15.
it's been 4 years, better watch out for that olympic 15.
by mollyec August 19, 2008
An exciting Form of masturbation, in which you must start off, and just before you cum, start sprinting. The idea is to see how far you get before you ejaculate.
by SECBOMbbb May 01, 2007
The Mexican Olympics are usually taken place at, or near, the borderline between the United Staes and Mexico. Events include Swimming, Long Jump, High Dive, and Sprinting. All who participate either end up shot, or usually end up living in the USA for at least 3-5 years before being deported.
"Jose and Juan are going to the Mexican Olympics today" - enrique
"Yeah i heard, they gave me thier donkeys" - fredrique
"Yeah i heard, they gave me thier donkeys" - fredrique
by teh pwnzor June 23, 2008