Mongooses Apple

To possess inhuman speed in Liverpool.

Only BP is quicker than a Mongooses Apple

by Rohlee Johlee September 15, 2006

street mongooses

one (or more) mongooses who get thrown out in the streets at an early age and become street smart this can cause both good and evil, usually the latter and many of the young innocent mongooses become foul loathsome ones.
but we must not blame themselves but we must blame society for this injustice.

the street mongooses came down the lane

street mongooses enjoy pie

by pimpguy_666 July 14, 2004

fart mongoose

1. A disgusting human (man) that is capable of breaking wind on command whether in public or private and by doing so pisses off his peers.
2. CLR (chlamydia laced rectum aka Chuck)
3. A person that will end up sleeping alone if they don't stop this bullshit.

That fart mongoose ripped so much ass it rattled the bed.

by chou chou December 12, 2007

Salty Mongoose

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.

I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.

by Josh April 14, 2004

Persian Mongoose

When someone with a hairy arm goes elbow deep into another person's anus and attempts to flail around, imitating a small, furry mongoose.

Tim: "Hey what did you and Avery do last night?"
Carlos: "Oh we had some wine and Avery gave me a Persian Mongoose on the kitchen table."

by Aaron Nickelback March 14, 2017

club mongoose

Something my friend made up and made me look up on urban dictionary

Dude he looked up club mongoose what a dumbass

by Doc mcstuffin March 22, 2023

tuna mongoose

A shishtar that has many a nickname such as
tina minjew
tinka mongalinka
tuna moongalieese
tanana moonjuice
tana tana tana is rich and your not
also has a secret second twitter account that this group chat called quacking dicks calls "tana 2" and this tana 2 also knows that dale is gay
and we all know it

tana: "whoever can guess whats on this case gets a free phone case" **carrie guesses correctly** **bitch tuna mongoose ignores her comment and still owes her one**

by tinka mongolia May 02, 2018