Release the Kraken

An expression of bravado used when revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public urinals or other inappropriate places.

Jake was arrested for walking into the women's lavatory, pulling open his trench coat (under which he was naked save for business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!"

by snotfistthedickish September 04, 2011

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Kraken Whore

A girl who is in no way a whore but is definately scared of sea monsters. Especially mythical ones.

girl:Lock Ness monster scares me
boy: You Kraken Whore

by 12 Big Macs Martha Bell STATE March 12, 2009

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Release The Kraken

Use the bathroom (#2), Take a Shit

I have been holding it in all day I have to go Release The Kraken.

by The Zohon January 04, 2015

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Raw Kraken

When a female takes a hit of weed and simultaneously farts,snots,spots, and starts her period.

That buds so good it gave her a raw kraken

by Ringkug December 05, 2020

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Release the Kraken

Humorous hyperbolic metaphor used by American commentators to describe a goal scored from a free-kick in soccer.

Commentator: "Dietmar Hamann, he's just gonna set the play up... and Riise..."

*Riise strikes the ball and scores*

Commentator: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

by wezdog December 10, 2011

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