Welcome to the jungle

An invitation to groom or admire one's pubic hair. Originally from a Guns 'N Roses song, however, Mountain Pointe High School turned the phrase into a travesty. It is now the butt of all jokes among students in the yearbook class. Not really. It actually has everything to do with anal sex, ever.

Welcome to the jungle, Mountain Pointe High School! Please proceed to admire my pubic hair and/or have anal sex with me.

PS - Urbandictioary is the most reliable source EVER.

by Not Covey January 30, 2008

rough in the jungle

tore up - and looking the part. often after a night of heavy drinking.

"man, i look rough in the jungle. and my mouth tastes like ass."

by TheRealRaRa December 13, 2008

rumble in the jungle

A sexual practice between a man and a black woman, in which the woman lies on her back, head off the edge of the bed or couch, and performs oral sex on the man as he strattles her face. While deep-throating the man's penis, the woman inhales deeply through her nose, creating a vacuum which sucks the man's testicles onto her nostrils. Meanwhile, the man has taken the time to grow out his testicular hair as long as possible, thus creating the opportunity for the black woman to have an uncomfortable itching sensation in her nose. As he thrusts deeper, closer to climax, the itching becomes worse. Once the the moment of climax is imminent, the itching becomes unbearable, and the woman sneezes, releasing the testes from her nostrils. This causes a Katrina-like effect, amplifying the man's orgasm 10-fold, thus rumble in the JUNGLE.

Halle Berry's young model husband knew he had to propose after he got the "rumble in the jungle" one night.

by JayBlood September 9, 2010

the coolest monkey in the jungle

you a racist mofo

the coolest monkey in the jungle is outlawed in the US

by dylan cock January 22, 2018

Burn the Jungle

The biggest upset in WCAL history in decades. The Saint Ignatius Wildcats defeating the Serra Padres at their house.

Serra losing the Jungle game to St. Ignatius by 3.

A basketball upset.

Yo man, did you see Steve and Trev burn the jungle??

by Young Kylemanhead March 22, 2012

One hand in the jungle book

A person of questionable character and/or of a dark nature, someone who could be considered a little shady or sinister in the way they act or behave, or even their motives

Im not too sure about that guy, he seems nice on the outside, but from speaking to him he seems to me like hes got one hand in the jungle book! Innit. He's shady and possibly a bit rapey

by The Murfster January 13, 2011

George Of The Jungle (2007)

The scrawny, teenaged version of George Of The Jungle from the naïve first season of the Canadian TV Show remake. He actually has incredible strength.

George Of The Jungle (2007) was a teenager in the first season, but an adult in the second.

by Snapper2001 February 9, 2018