titwad

1. a common insult, similar to dickwad
2. quite literally a wad of tits or large grouping of nipples

"God, Juicy J is such a titwad"

by sail10694 October 3, 2013

TFTW

Abreviation: Teens for the World. An organization that helps teens conduct sucssesful non profit projects.

Johnny: How are you gonna organize that charity car wash all by yourslef.
Timmy: Im not planning it alone. Im having TFTW help me.

by Teen Charity May 4, 2009

Titwink

a.k.a. Teplitzky, originating when a teacher mispronounced this name. A taunt in Hyndland Sec., and now used as a general insult from a girl to a guy with strange hair and a squeaky singing voice.

Oi, Titwink! Stop playing the piano! *to teacher* Titwink's playing the piano!

by Generic Japanophile February 12, 2009

Twitwhore

An attention whore with a very short attention span. Commonly found on Twitter.

Twitwhores get confused by anything longer than 140 characters.

by Practical Anarchist August 30, 2013

titwanking

licking a black person

person 1: hey I was titwanking last week
person 2: ew

by pooplicker357 September 25, 2013

tgitwd

Thank

God
It's
Thursday

Withdrawness

Disorder

During the summer I have legit TGITWD

by Bblaine2 August 9, 2015

twitwod

a twitwod is a person that loves eating calamari whilst fingering arseholes filled with fish feaces whilst licking camel bumholes in a happy camper-van filled with family and friends.

my brother is a twitwod.

by xhfhdf November 19, 2016