"oh shit son look at the tard in that fucking automated wheelchair, hahaha what a fucking idiot, jesus i've never laughed so hard just looking at a person, I'm going to sneak up on him and make him eat my shit, literally the shit from my asshole, overall this will be a very grand event."
by the st3 October 10, 2005
Get the tard mug.Look peepole, its not cool to name person tards. My brother tard, my mother tard, and my father a semitard--i thought he normal 'till we founds him eating grass last weeks like a cow; now we know he the most tarded. but my teacherz tell me i real smart. they say im the smartest kid in the specialist class of them all. yay!
Heretofore, my entire family considred my father relatively (that is relative to the rest of my family) smart; however, his recent dietary choices have led us to the unequivocal truth: he is a tard. In fact, he is a tard of the highest order (a profound tard, defined as a person possessing an IQ under 20). That is, while both my father and our cow Milky enjoy chewing on grass, the latter, suprsingly enough, is the smarter of the two.
by Jeffmaninny October 29, 2006
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by gracerrx3 December 9, 2008
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Tard is a term used to call someone out or just plainly call them stupid. It has thru time evolved from "retard" into "tard". the reason for this transition is due to the mainstream media completely alienating the word "retard", the reason for the alieanation is the evoloution of the word, as the meaning is a mentally handicapped person which over time grew to stupid, the word was unliked by the mentally handicapped because of its mainstream use as a insult. due to this it has gained an offensive meaning to it, even though it didnt start that way. "tard" tried to capture the same feeling as the original when used as a insult.
(in this example it is used while playing a game)
"Mark: you tard! you have to press the F button! Phil: it isn't my fault this game is built like trash!"
(in this example it is a classroom)
"jock: hey tard, catch! nerd: oww! don't throw that at me, and I'm not a tard!"
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"Mark: you tard! you have to press the F button! Phil: it isn't my fault this game is built like trash!"
(in this example it is a classroom)
"jock: hey tard, catch! nerd: oww! don't throw that at me, and I'm not a tard!"
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by puss man September 6, 2021
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