Tard

French for "late". Not used in France much.

Little Tim - "Hi Dad. I pierced my weenis. Sorry I'm late, by the way."

Big Tim - "Son, you are a tard."

by teh amazin tommy October 29, 2009

TARD

A affectionate insult or in some cases just an insult

sheree u tard said stu

by stukel September 4, 2006

tard

Original retard. All others are copies. Calling someone a tard is like calling him the king of tards, or the number one guy in tardity.

by Marco August 29, 2003

tard

the lazy way to say retard ^_^

meh. you tard. stop wasting my life.

by Hanny May 13, 2005

Tard

A person who is not retarded but who lacks or doesn't use common sense or good judgement.

James is a tard for not studing the night before the test.

by Kidoku April 22, 2006

Tard

One who acts like a retard even if they are not really one.

That guy is acting like a tard.

by Annala October 24, 2008

tard

From the word "retard", meaning a scope ( as spastic is no longer acceptable ).

"Hitm4n's behind that crate again camping, the 'tard."

by Elefanten August 25, 2004